I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried chiseling stone once, but the stone split and broke.
So now I just pass down my knowledge to my children in the form of fireside stories, like my ancestors did.
<wriggles cilia around in a questioning yet firm manner>
<shakes flagella vigorously>
I printed out a little totoro and a god damn flawless pikachu figurine don’t you fuckin tell me what to use this shit for just because you fucking suck