phreaktion

i think I’m getting old. I’m twenty and I got socks for Christmas and was legitimately grateful that I now have more socks.

update: I lost all the socks I got for christmas

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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Anonymous said: I just want to let you know, your blog makes me geek out and it is the best thing. <3

thanks boo

dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties

dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties

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“One night
I took her for dinner,
The next,
I ate her for dinner.”
— Dining, Joe Pound (via joepoundpoetry)

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verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

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broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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