phreaktion

stagmachine:

watch this irish man get tragically crushed by adorable sneezing baby seals

(Source: xtoxictears, via casualbutthole)

sneakyfeets:

d-dinosaur:

doxian:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried chiseling stone once, but the stone split and broke.So now I just pass down my knowledge to my children in the form of fireside stories, like my ancestors did.

<wriggles cilia around in a questioning yet firm manner>
<shakes flagella vigorously>

I printed out a little totoro and a god damn flawless pikachu figurine don’t you fuckin tell me what to use this shit for just because you fucking suck

sneakyfeets:

d-dinosaur:

doxian:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried chiseling stone once, but the stone split and broke.

So now I just pass down my knowledge to my children in the form of fireside stories, like my ancestors did.

<wriggles cilia around in a questioning yet firm manner>

<shakes flagella vigorously>

I printed out a little totoro and a god damn flawless pikachu figurine don’t you fuckin tell me what to use this shit for just because you fucking suck

ultrannoying:

if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un

ultrannoying:

if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un

(via sneakyfeets)

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

(via thorki)